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yes teenage girls can be dramatic and wild but honestly have u ever even seen what happens when u tell a grown man ‘no’
This is what I do on snapchat :(
Hogwarts freshmen be like:
Excuse me, um, ma'am yes I have a question. Um. Don’t only the witches ride the brooms? I mean - I’m not, y'know. I’m just saying.
Hogwarts freshmen 2:
[with a lisp] leviosa! I, no, I have - I have a lisp. I can’t really pronounce things. [still with a lisp] Leviosa! I-I’m trying.
Hogwarts freshmen 3:
Now you said the bathrooms were three doors down on your right, right? Well there’s a three headed dog in there. I’m not sure if that’s the ladies room or whatev. Why don’t we have maps?
Hogwarts freshmen 4: waitlisted:
Are y'all gonna get anymore owls? Because I mean, yeah, see, he’s too tiny and he’s not as fast - he’s not as cool as, you know, the other owls.
Hogwarts freshmen 5:
Hi, do y'all have regular skittles? I mean, I bought some yesterday and all of them turned into birds. I just want REGULAR SKITTLES.
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i watched this video so hard i have never been so focused in my life